When I ran with the Madison Hash House Harriers, I was asked to write a "sex advice" column for their newsletter. I wrote that column for a few years, until I moved away from Madison. My advice is meant as a JOKE, so it is best not to act on any of it UNTIL you talk to someone who gives a damn! I will post ramblings and will try to answer your questions in the most f-ed up way possible.
Monday, August 27, 2007
Question for Readers
Why do women with big tits wear strapless tops and keep pulling them up, thus making sure their tits never fall out? Also, why do they wear revealing tops and constantly place their hand over their cleavage?
I have a hunch it has to do with them wanting to draw your attention there. I will start placing my hand over my cock to see if it attracts more of their attention. I will also start pulling up my pants often so as to imply my cock might fall out if I don't. I will report back and let you know if I get any unexpected BJ's as a result of the extra attention.
Hi Doc Nut. The answer is obvious. Large breasted women never know when their implants may leak so they wear tight clothes to keep an eye on their boobs and feel them alot for moisture.
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I have a hunch it has to do with them wanting to draw your attention there. I will start placing my hand over my cock to see if it attracts more of their attention. I will also start pulling up my pants often so as to imply my cock might fall out if I don't. I will report back and let you know if I get any unexpected BJ's as a result of the extra attention.
Hi Doc Nut. The answer is obvious. Large breasted women never know when their implants may leak so they wear tight clothes to keep an eye on their boobs and feel them alot for moisture.
No. They need fresh to keep them growing. That's why that happens.
Col. M
Dear Dr. Nutcracher,
I recently came across a bump-her sticker that said, "Porn, it's better than dating!"
I am a little confused by this message and I was wondering if you could shed some light on this.
CowPoker
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