What's a HOT article of clothing?

Dear Dr. Nutcracker,

What's a hot article of clothing to leave on during sex? and should I hide the handcuffs?

Sincerely,
Heave HO

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Dear Heave HO,

A Siberian PARKA in Texass!!! Seriously, I doubt you are HEAVE HO, as she would never HURL any questions at me. I received this question in an odd way and the anonymous writer attributed the question to HEAVE. Anywho, when I try to answer questions like this one, I have to think about what I like, so it will be an answer about what a woman should leave on since I ain't gay (sorry DIEGO FAYGO). If it were HEAVE HO that I was forced to think about, then I would have to say that hottest thing you could wear would be a vomit bag. Recall the time you vomited in my Jeep at Paavo. Well, you probably don't remember it but get LIKES IT to explain it as she was the one who pointed your head in my Jeep. Here's a pic to help your memory!

OK, enough already, what is a hot article of clothing? Given my predilection for DOGGY STYLE, I'd have to say a cowgirl hat (while she is in DOGGY STYLE or reverse cowgirl). On the other hand, that is, on the other women, at this sexual fest, they could be wearing NURSE's outfits. Yeah, I know that is a typical fantasy and I used to have it, but after being around hospitals and seeing how nurses really look (no offense to Nurse hashers), I would just like to see at least one sexy nurse. I also think the following look hot -- school girl uniform, Harley gear, teacher's outfit, cop's uniform, maid's uniform, blue jean shirt, just a neck tie, just an apron, edible undies, nothing but honey, my momma's clothes... Hell, you get the idea -- most anything looks hot on a hot woman!!!

Regarding the handcuffs, if you wanna use them on her, you should probably hide them, until you get the feeling that she trusts you. If you wanna be cuffed, just show 'em to her and tell your cuffing fantasy. If she cuffs you, licks your balls for 30 seconds, and then steals all your shit and leaves, she wasn't right for you anyway. Trust me, I've been there.

Sincerely,
Dr. Nutcracker