Thursday, July 26, 2007

Wassup with COCK size?

Some women like big cox; some women don't. Trust me, my honey often complains about the size of my manhood and it is not big. Just like some men have large ones, some women have large ones. But no woman wants a large vagina. So why do men want a larger penis? I know of no direct research measuring men's wants for larger cox but we can all think of case studies. For instance, I had a friend (it is not one of those friend stories) who had a brother who got paid lots of coin to be a lawyer in the army. So he had lots of money and wanted a larger cock. He travelled from KY to CA to get a larger one from the same docs who do it for porn stars. So he winds up with a larger one and spends months icing this purple turnip-looking thing. Given this, I ask my friend why his brother got a larger one. I said, does he have a small one? But my friend says no and that his brother said he just wanted to hurt women. WOW!

I recently read a book by Jared Diamond about why we like to fokk. It didn't present much new info but was well written and interesting if you want to catch up on the latest research. Anyhow, he does offer an interesting explanation for why men are so concerned about cock size. He even suggests that MEN rather than WOMEN are more concerned about cock size. He says that cock size relates to dominance, such that large cox are perceived to be more dominant. And we know how men like dominance. So we might think that men would perceive other men who appear to have large cox as more dominant. For instance, NUTFARMER might be perceived to be a leader by MEN because it appears that he has a large cock, unless of course, you know that he stuffs his crotch with sox.

Why God is a MAN!!

God has to be a man, for if he were a woman he would have put men's tongues about 1/2 inch above the base of the penis.

Origin

When I ran with the Madison Hash House Harriers, I was asked to write a "sex advice" column for their newsletter. Blown Dry was the one who had the idea of me writing such a column.

I wrote that column for a few years, until I moved away from Madison. I now live in TEXASS and hash less but still have thoughts that might be worth blogging. Most of my advice is meant as a JOKE, so it is best not to act on any of it UNTIL you talk to someone who gives a damn!

I will post ramblings and will try to answer your questions in the most f-ed up way possible.